In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
father: say dada! say dada!
father: i will not praise you because that is behavioral conditioning and undermines your free will
Panic! At The Disco: What The Hell! Is Our Genera Supposed To Be?
My Chemical Romance: My I Still Haven't Gotten Over The Break Up Romance
Arctic Monkeys: Bad Ass Music Made By Bad Ass People
Twenty One Pilots: Sad Music Made To Sound Happy
Green Day: Lets Make Drug Jokes And See If People Get It
Blink-182: We Write Songs About Divorce and Fucking Dogs
All Time Low: We're So Pop Punk We Should Be Called Bang Punk
Paramore: Haley Williams and Co.